Flashback to the beginning!

Flashback to 2014:  Photos found on the mission Facebook page.

Lance's MTC group - 2014.  Lance on back row, right - leaning on pillar.

Lance and Jaykob Brooks - companions in the MTC.

HA HA HA Whoops!!!!

Mark 16:15 "...go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel
to every creature."

Well I just looked at the photos I send you guys and they weren't the right ones. Thats bad....

Oh well sorry about that. 

Anyhow I am going to be starting a new thing every week where I compose a mass email every single week for you on paper and type it out for you guys so you guys can get some ratch emails from me that are pretty rad I guess. In my emails I will have the Foto de le semana also we gonna have the 3 sayings of the week hahah. Well for this week the three sayins is

1. I'm pretty sure this back pack is biodegradable.

2. If we rode this bike any futher today I am pretty my butt would fall off. 

3. No Enya won`t be your girlfriend after the mission.

We gonna have Rad Story time by Elder Johnson, too along with weekly states so you guys can see that I am actually working. Also we gonna have Weekly Inspirational Scripture too. pretty cool right. 

Well This week for rad story time by Elder Johnson

Well,  we had to be to lunch to this guys hobo shack by 1:00 but it was like 12 miles away from our house so we decided to head on out around 12. The other elders in our pension were coming too so that made it even better. Any way we where riding and we where like 1 mile in and all the sudden all crap broke loose. Elder Aguita got a flat so we tried fixing it for like 40 minutes. But to no avail it didn't really work so crap. So we rode back to the town to get a tire for him when my pedal decided to fall off. Haha thats right my pedal fell off what a suprise. So we went back to the house and grabbed a tool and fixed it. Then we where riding up the hill and it fell off a again so we decided to go to this ratch dude named Mayestro to have him help us out while we where there the other elders walked back to get help on there bike. It turned into a huge mess trying to get everything figured out ha ha. Man those bikes are some hardcore stuff. On the way there Brush got a flat tire too and we manged to get to lunch at 3:00 ha ha ha what a great day. 

I decided to hit the REALLY COOL DIRT PILE thing on my bike this week too and I kinda went off to fast and cased my bike and busted three spokes and bent my rim even worse so that was good. ha ha not. Good thing I got a sick video with lots of air and getting chased by dogs after words. 

As for the states we had a whole Whopping 38 people come to church this week hahaha we also managed to find 6 new people that are progressing as of right now. its super cool we still have our dates set for may for the baptisms so I am stoked about that too. 

For the scripture this week I have down Moroni 9:21 (Behold, my son, I cannot recommend them unto God lest he should smite me.- editor's note:  I thought I would be nice and post the scripture so you didn't have to look it up.  When I did, this gave me quite the laugh!!! :) I think Elder Johnson may have given me a wrong verse????  Corrections will be made when I get the correct scripture. ha ha ha)

I love this scripture and it gives me a lot of hope not only in my personal life but for all my friends going through hard times too. Well As always I love you guys tons hope to hear from you guys soon

Love Elder Johnson

Not long but you got Pics

Well you guys don`t get a super long email this week but you get some pics so yeah that's cool. 

My shaving cream....

A HUGE pizza

Mission Conference and Luncheon

Sup Peeps?!

Well....sorry I haven´t sent out a big old email for a while I had to take care of some stuff with some other people and was a little strapped on time but I was all right and doing okay. I am finally in a new sector now its called Melipilla its pretty rad. I am on a bike all day and now the work is pretty fun I will be sure to send some pictures next just I have to back my pictures up today so they don´t all get eaten up or some stupid thing like that. 

Well right now I have 2 fetchas (baptisms) set which is pretty rad. I think they are going for it if I can get them to keep going to church. But other than that nothing to wild. Haha I saw this dog the other day get plasterd by a car on my bike that was pretty gnarly but other than that nothing to crazy haha. 

Well I hope you all have a great week and don`t forget about your old pal in chile. 

Love you all and have a great week!

Love Elder Johnson

Shoota!

This is the LancerGhini!!

Well...I only have one hour to write people so I am really pressed for time which is sad because it is not enough time to write everyone. Please keep emailing me if you want. I love hearing from you all and I promise I will get back to you one day ha ha. (probably not until 2016 ha ha JK)

Life is pretty good out in the mission.  The days go by super fast. I got some pictures for you guys this week and so I hope you like them.  Sorry I haven't sent any in a while. I will spend more time writing everyone next week and I will write more efficiently to you all. But remember my family comes first. 

Sorry I can`t make this longer....

Love you all

Elder Johnson

Hello Utah!

Na que Ver!

Well this week has just been the same as the last week and the week before that ha ha. Its pretty funny out here in the mission. I really hope I get out of this sector I have been here for ever! But that's okay the ward is all right but all the cool people are in the other part of the sector that I cant go into so it kinda sucks. 

I have literally contacted every single house in my sector and I still haven't had a ton of success here. It kinda is sad but we are going to keep going hard. I just hope I can find some people soon. 

Well I washed my pants for the first time at a dry cleaner for 3 months man they sure feel and smell better! My new comp is kinda different. I kind of don't like him a whole ton but we will keep working and I learn to love him. There are very few people I can't get along with in this world and he is one of them which kinda sucks but oh well! :) 

Well Thanks for all the support and love I can`t wait to hear from you all next week! Tell me what your favorite scriptures are! I want to make a list that I can use to teach people with. Remember its not for me its for the people of Chile through your help you could really be helping someone through me so please help me with this! Remeber I will always write you eventually if you email me. So please send me email if you got some time I want to hear how you all have been! 

Out of time!

Love you all Elder Johnson

What's Sup?!

Well its been a while since I have wrote one of these sorry I did`t get to respond to all your emails there is a lot to respond to sometimes ha ha! But thank you all for the support I love you all more than you know. I hope all is well back at home. My week was good. Just the same as always. Literally its the same everyday. ha ha. The days freaking haul though so that's nice its like you get up and the day is over basically. 

I hope you all have a great new years and I have a challenge for you all read this scripture this week. Read Alma 5 26-33. Yeah good? Its pretty self explanatory. I want you all to focus on verse 33 Its my FAV. God is very loving and forgiving we have to make the effort though. Be sure your ready because its going to be a real cruddy day if your not and there is nothing you can do about it. 

All is well in the mission and we are working really hard. Nothing really too crazy this week just the same stuff we deal with every day; getting chased by dogs, having people scream curse words at us because its the only words they know in English. Yeah its all good out here. I made a goal to only speak Spanish, so no more English for me. I am starting to think in Spanish, too!  It's really strange. I feel like my English is going to be in the trash when I get home ha ha it is already starting to get pretty bad. 

Well as always, know that I love you all and I want to thank you for your support and love. With out the mission, this would all be impossible, so, thank you for all you have done for me. I hope that you all have a great week this week and don`t forget your pal in Chile!

Love you all! 

ELDER JOHNSON